Thank you for your upgrade to POTUS v44.
Our delivery tracking system indicates that your upgrade should arrive today.
We wish you all the best for your coming years with this enhanced version. We hope that you will be discovering additional rich features and robustness throughout the coming years.
Please remember not to hold back on your expectations for this version because of your experience with previous versions. POTUS v44 was redesigned from the bottom up, and will reach its fullest potential when charged from below. Its new inner growth module can respond to input in ways the previous version could not-- the more you fuel it and the more you demand of it, the better it can perform.
But for today, just install POTUS v44, let it activate its bundled peripherals, and enjoy the sparkle as it re-energizes the country.
Joyous inaugural hugs to all,
John & Tibbi
(written by John Scott, my boo)
Joe & Mark do these now! My own post-mortem can wait.
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*Here I offer two time-critical suggestions, below.*
*So skip past my blowhard prelude!*
Like everyone else on the Union/non-Putinist side, I was bollix...
5 days ago
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